The perfect holiday routine

White-Christmas1. Pull up White Christmas on Netflix
2. Watch through the end of the World War II part
3. Unpack the tree and the ornaments while they’re on the train
4. Do the heavy lifting during the minstrel and choreography songs
5. Stand back and admire your work while Bing and Rosemary are fighting
6. Settle in on the sofa sometime during the Carousel Club scene
7. Laugh together through “Gee I Wish I Was Back in the Army”
8. Cry together through the long shot out of the barn
9. Count your blessings, go to sleep.